I think for our first post, we should tackle one of the great mysteries of life. Who. Is Jayna. Actually. Attracted to?
This question has eluded me for many (ok, two really) years. I have consulted many parties on this. Now I put it to you, lunch club. What do you think?
Yes Jayna, you can comment too. :)
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Yes, she is quite a closed box (no pun intended). She has often said she likes those athletic guys, some muscle but not without brains. But I honestly cannot think of a single guy that she would not pull out the "accent" on.
Before I comment, I would like to ask one question: how does Michelle know that Jayna wears thongs??? Ha ha ha. Also, what happened to Jayna's hair flowers? Was it a trend that has now tapered off like slap-bracelets, jelly shoes, legwarmers, and beanie babies? Oh yeah, remember banana clips? No, you guys are too young...
Anyway, I think Jayna should be with a dumb guy because a smart guy would know that she could beat him at anything. Jayna drives a truck. Jayna kicks butt at softball. Jayna is a goddess. I also don't know how she has managed to keep her personal life so, well, personal, but she did express anger at me for not setting her up with a hot motorcycle guy.
This outburst leads me to believe she may not like those jocks and meatheads we thought she was attracted to. She may like the outlaw biker, Mr. Motorcycle man carving up the roads late at night like a street hawk. I'm not sure what a street hawk is, but it sounds tough and cool. Yeah, I could see Jayna liking a Hollywood bad boy. Think about it - she grew up around wholesome farmer boys and she dated a bunch of jocks and frat boys. So what's left? Exactly.
The best part is Michelle knows me too well (except I RARELY wear thongs). I've been religiously reading your posts, but I've been far more entertained by your analysis of me than by anything I could offer to the conversation.
Just adding to the mystery that is Jayna.
I can't even really begin to describe my ideal (or even acceptable) guy -- in truth the only guys who don't get the "accent" are those who I talk to first.
Yeah, the "thong" comment was a little unclear. Um, yeah, also unclear are the guys I like . . . I thought a dude with a mohawk and lots of tattoos was hot this past weekend. Hmmm . . . definitely don't dig the gregarious type, though. None of the "look at me, look at me" guys!
You know what you all can do . . . come up with boy challenges for me (e.g. "get the phone numbers of at least five guys this weekend"). With the lack of quality men in LA, I need some motiviation to meet and date. Although I won't be around to tell the tales too long, I can always pursue the challenges while I'm in New York . . . and post pictures as well.
I think Jayna should have to write a job description for a potential mate so we can better understand the position (YEEEAH!) and the qualifications she is looking for.
Yes, we are pervs. Does everyone know that Jimmy said he wanted to do Jayna before she leaves?
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