PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN...

If you, or someone you know, would be able to sit in the dentist office for about 2 hours while I get my teeth extracted tomorrow, I WOULD REALLY, REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT. The bitches at the dentists office won't start the procedure until I have someone there, and I cannot find anyone to do it. My aunt can't do it because she has appointments. My friends that are "unemployed" are out of town. Please, please, please, I am begging you, if you know anyone who could help me out, let me know.